Hi, I’m Sheldon the Seahorse. You may remember me from Finding Nemo.
I didn’t have many lines, but I’m sure you know the scene just before Nemo gets captured when I say “Oh, look at me. I’m gonna touch the butt!”
Yea, yea, since then I found out it was called a “boat”, give me a break I was like 2 weeks old.
I’m available for other water-based roles. No heavy work please, I have no arms.
Oh, and I’m H2O intolerant.